Split Happens Blog
Split happens, but I happen louder!
💅 Welcome to Split Happens: Where My Personality Is a Group Project and Nobody’s Doing Their Part
Hi. I’m Jennifer. I have borderline personality disorder, which means my brain is basically a reality show—except there’s no prize money, just impulsive decisions and dramatic exits.
If you’re new here, congratulations. You’ve stumbled into the emotional equivalent of a glitter bomb: messy, sparkly, and slightly dangerous. This blog is not here to coddle you with pastel affirmations and vague wellness vibes. No, darling. This is where we unpack the chaos, roast the stigma, and maybe cry in the shower while listening to the soundtrack to “Hazbin Hotel”.
Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not your “crazy ex,” your trauma textbook, or your emotional punching bag. I’m a whole human with a personality so intense it needs its own seatbelt. And if that makes you uncomfortable, good. Growth starts with discomfort—and I’m basically a walking TED Talk in eyeliner and unresolved childhood issues.
Here’s what Split Happens is serving:
• Hot takes on therapy, identity, and why “emotionally unstable” is a lazy diagnosis
• Unhinged honesty about relationships, self-worth, and the art of spiraling with style
• Coping mechanisms that range from “deep breathing” to “rage-reading at 2am”
• Zero tolerance for stigma, shame, or people who say “just calm down” like it’s a spell
This blog is for the beautifully broken, the emotionally spicy, and anyone who’s ever felt like their brain runs Windows 95 on a MacBook. It’s for the ones who split, snap, and still show up. It’s for me. And maybe for you, too.
So grab your emotional support beverage, buckle up, and remember:
Split happens. But I happen louder.
