Calm Down? Fuck Around and Find Out.

Cartoon illustration of a hot pink devil character with teary eyes, star-shaped sunglasses, and a glittery “BPD” emblem on their chest. The devil flips the viewer off with one hand and holds a flaming Molotov cocktail labeled “Molotoxy” in the other. Bold text above reads “Calm Down? Fuck Around and Find Out.” Below, the tagline says “Split Happens, but I happen louder.”

Telling someone with BPD to “calm down” is like telling a raccoon in a dumpster fire to “just breathe.” Babe, I am the raccoon. I am the fire. And I just found a half-melted Snickers bar of emotional instability. This post is a glitter-coated Molotov cocktail aimed directly at the phrase “calm down”—because when you say it, my brain doesn’t de-escalate. It escalates. Dramatically. Featuring sarcasm, spirals, and the kind of emotional intensity that could power a small city.
Split Happens, but I happen louder.

Split Happens, and Now You’re Dead to me.

Splitting isn’t drama—it’s emotional whiplash with a flair for chaos. One minute you’re soulmates, the next you’re rewriting their character arc as a villain. This post dives into the messy truth of BPD splitting, accountability, and why Split Happens—but I happen louder.