Favorite Person Syndrome: Like Heroin, But With More Crying in the Fridge
When your Favorite Person is your emotional oxygen, even a “k” text can trigger a full-blown spiral. This post dives into the chaos of FP dynamics with BPD—equal parts glitter, panic, and fridge-based crying.
Well, What Did I Do?
A snarky, emotionally spicy reflection on accountability, mental health, and the fine line between protecting yourself and projecting onto others. It’s not a meltdown—it’s a spicy audit of behavior, featuring duct-taped feelings, glittery self-awareness, and the question that always hits hardest: Well… what did I do?
Split Happens, and Now You’re Dead to me.
Splitting isn’t drama—it’s emotional whiplash with a flair for chaos. One minute you’re soulmates, the next you’re rewriting their character arc as a villain. This post dives into the messy truth of BPD splitting, accountability, and why Split Happens—but I happen louder.
Feelings, But Make em’ Functional
Emotional regulation is a scam, and I’m here to make it sexy. If you’ve ever cried in a Target parking lot while Googling “coping skills for spicy brains,” congratulations—you’re my target audience. This isn’t a guide, it’s a glitter-covered meltdown map. We’re not fixing feelings here; we’re weaponizing them. Grab your flowchart, your sarcasm, and maybe a snack. It’s time to feel everything and still make it to your 2PM meeting like the emotionally unstable legend you are.