Tag: CopingWithBPD

Feelings, But Make em’ Functional

Bold pink text reads “FEELINGS BUT MAKE ’EM FUNCTIONAL” across a distressed black background. A cartoon German Shepherd with perked ears and tongue out sits playfully at the bottom left. Surrounding the text are chaotic doodles: a cracked heart, teardrops, a spiral, a lightning bolt, and a warning symbol—visually representing emotional overwhelm with snark and flair. The design is gritty, expressive, and emotionally spicy, matching the blog’s meltdown-meets-empowerment vibe.

Emotional regulation is a scam, and I’m here to make it sexy. If you’ve ever cried in a Target parking lot while Googling “coping skills for spicy brains,” congratulations—you’re my target audience. This isn’t a guide, it’s a glitter-covered meltdown map. We’re not fixing feelings here; we’re weaponizing them. Grab your flowchart, your sarcasm, and maybe a snack. It’s time to feel everything and still make it to your 2PM meeting like the emotionally unstable legend you are.