Coordinators of Chaos
Meet the voices that run the circus
Keisha
Keeper of the Calm
She doesn’t edit Jennifer—she survives her. Armed with snacks, side-eyes, and the emotional stamina of a demigod, she’s the quiet force behind Split Happens. While gremlins scream and bears spiral, she’s out here making sure the house doesn’t catch fire (again). Wife, anchor, and reluctant mascot wrangler, she’s the reason the blog has a heartbeat and the meltdown meter hasn’t exploded.
Jennifer
Priestess of Panic and Punchlines
She built Split Happens as a sanctuary for the emotionally spicy and slightly feral, where glitter is a coping mechanism and breakdowns come with branding. Armed with a bear mascot, a chaos gremlin, and a meltdown meter that’s permanently in the red, she turns emotional whiplash into content and panic into punchlines. Her wife keeps the calm. Her dog enforces it. Jennifer? She happens louder.
Hera
Chaos Control Canine
Certified in hallway patrol, emotional triage, and snack surveillance. She’s the only member of the household with a consistent sleep schedule and a zero-tolerance policy for gremlin behavior. When the meltdown meter spikes, Hera reports for duty—tail wagging, judgment loaded. She doesn’t fetch, she enforces. And yes, she’s absolutely judging your coping mechanisms.